“I think it's a good idea because it’s people trading music. It has nothing to do with industry or finance, it’s just people that want music and there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s the same as someone turning on the fucking radio, it’s the same as someone putting a cassette in a cassette deck when the BBC plays a special radio session. I don’t think it's a crime, it’s being going on for years. It’s the same as people making tapes for each other. The industry is more threatened by it because it’s the world-wide web and it’s a broader scope of trading, but I don't think it’s such a fucking horrible thing. The first thing we should do is get all the fucking millionaires to shut their mouths, and stop bitching about the 25 cents a time they're losing.”

— Dave Grohl

keming. (kěm'-ĭng). n. The result of imporper kerning.

If the GH in enough is pronounced “F”, and the O in women makes the short “I” sound, and the TI in nation is pronounced “SH”, then the word “GHOTI” is pronounced “FISH”.

Welcome to the English language.

If you look at zombies as a species, they’re pretty much designed for failure. Their main form of reproduction is also their only source of food and their top predator. If they want to eat or reproduce, they have to go toe to toe with their number one predator every single time. That’s like having to fight a lion every time you want to have sex or make a sandwich.

Some days I wake up and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it’s just the suspicion that forces are quietly aligning and there will be trouble.

Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet is a romantic love story,

It was a relationship that lasted three days between a 13 year old and a 17 year old, and resulted in six deaths.

Sincerely, everyone who actually read the story.

The Lord of the Rings Drinking Game

Drink ‘Till You’re In Middle Earth

Drink When:

1. Close-up of the ring.
2. PANORAMIC SCENERY SHOT!
3. Merry and Pippin get up to shenanigans.
4. Frodo wanders away from the group.
5. Gandalf goes into SERIOUS WIZARD mode.
6. Intimate moment between Frodo and Sam.
7. Legolas doesn’t understand emotions/says something obvious.
8. Frodo looks like he’s jizzing himself.
9. Entire Fellowship on screen!

Hardcore Mode:

10. Aragorn does something badass.
11. Legolas looks into the distance.
12. The ring is referred to as “Precious”

I’ve never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Many Canadians will not eat pork. Many Canadians cite biblical injunctions as their reasoning for not eating pork. And, many Canadians will not eat pork for other religious or health reasons as well. Nonetheless, in Canada the sale of bacon is still legal.

Supporters of the Liberal/NDP coalition like to quote their “62%” number. As in, 62% of Canadians didn’t vote for the Conservatives. This handy sound-bite has practically become their mantra. But they never mention that 74% didn’'t vote for the Liberals, 82% didn’t vote for the NDP, 90% didn’t vote for the Bloc, and 100% didn’t vote for a coalition government.